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FTX refunds are coming…

but why wait? Get your hands on some ‘Gently Used’ customer funds  Today! 🙂

FTX refunds are coming…

but why wait? Get your hands on some ‘Gently Used’ customer funds 

TODAY! 🙂

Things We Can Actually Answer, Unlike Sam 😉

A community-driven meme coin celebrating the FTX refunds—because if they can recycle your money, why not recycle the joke too?


Unlike FTX balance sheets, yes.

 


Only if you have a time machine—and if you do, please warn everyone.

This one actually still exists.

A community of degens who aren’t currently on trial for fraud.

This one doesn’t require a court order to access your assets.

 

 

Yes—but unlike FTX, it’s funny on purpose.

Yes, we don’t believe in the FTX model of “technical difficulties” whenever you need your money.